Aliens have beamed you aboard a UFO and left you for dead in a Galaxy far away. Now What? Makes a great gag gift for Alien, x files, and UFO lovers!

Picture of Aliens using UFO to abduct an innocent humanoid!
Picture yourself lost in the galaxy...UFO sightings and Alien Abductions are on the rise...Will you return to tell the story?

In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save
your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get
you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.

The design is based on NASA research for the Pioneer 10
Space Mission that used a gold plaque attached to the 
craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it's Earthly origin.

Very handy for those pesky Alien Abductions.
Engraved with several methods of locating Earth
in the Galaxy, an alien pilot does not need to
understand any human language to use this
information. The mathematical location of Earth in
relation to several important pulsars is
represented by the radial diagram. Earth's
relation to the solar system is shown at the
top. Also included is a schematic of Earth itself
and it's major land masses. Two human icons
(man and woman) are graphically connected to Earth
at points in all three diagrams and are shown with
their hands waving as a gesture of goodwill...
see diagram at left. Here's what you get-

1. Engraved solid aluminum Location Earth Dog Tag
2. A 24" ball chain chain with clasp
3. One black rubber dog tag silencer (stops rattling)
4. Info card and Alien Abduction Money Back Guarantee

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